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“There are two superlative compliments you can receive from a woman: ‘I think you’re a master chef’ and ‘I think you’re a great lay;’ the two basic drives in life.”

- Rod Steiger

It is sometimes amusing how much time, energy and money that some men will invest to improve in areas that, ultimately, will have little impact on their true quality of life.

Yet, they have never considered researching or practicing their sexual skills. This is unfortunate because improving our sexual skills can have a dramatic impact on our overall quality of life; sexually, emotionally and socially.

Why is this?

I have found that most men assume that their sexual skills and abilities are something that they are given, like the color of their eyes, and that they are stuck with their present level of skills and performance.

They do not consider the possibility that sexual performance is something that can be as easily improved as your golf handicap.

Becoming sexually proficient is not a magical or mystical process.

Although very few men could truly be classified as great lovers, this is not because it is a particularly difficult task.

In fact, I would argue that it is much easier to become sexually proficient than to become an above average golfer.

Following are some of the attitudes that many Sex Masters find helpful.

If you are willing to change your outlook on your sexuality to include some of these attitudes, you should find that you can easily become sexually proficient:

Sex is a game, not a sport

I believe that the number one sexual problem of most men is that they do not enjoy sex!

Too many men feel as if sex is just another area of their lives in which they are expected to perform. Instead of enjoying sex, as it was intended, they start to worry about whether they are “succeeding.” If this is your attitude… stop it!

Sexual mastery is possible

Although it may seem simplistic, you need to believe that you have the ability to be in control of your sexual performance. If you have struggled sexually, it is probably difficult for you to do this. But you should know that this struggle is most likely the result of your lack of knowledge of a few tricks/techniques/exercises, not some deficit in your manhood! Many men struggle, or have struggled, before they learned the secrets of the Sex Masters.

Masters understand the “Tao of Sex”

One of the main things that I hope you discover as a Sex Master is that your entire body, not just your penis, is a sexual organ. Every square inch on your body can be sensual and erotic and can give you pleasure. From your scalp to the bottom of your feet, you can experience wonderful sexual sensations.

Sex masters are particularly aware of the similarities between male and female sexuality

Although male and female sexual genitalia are quite different, they are also surprisingly similar. At some point during the development of the fetus, either male or female sex organs are created…but they are created with exactly the same tissue and have many parallel parts. Sex Masters utilize this fact in better understanding the sexual responses of their woman. If our sex organs are similar, then many of the feelings and sensations that we enjoy our woman must enjoy as well. Similarly, if our woman finds pleasure in certain things…maybe we might too.

Success in life through Sexual Mastery

Some might feel that dedicating so much time and energy to developing your sexual enjoyment and competence might be a negative thing.

After all, isn’t there so much more to life than just sex?

In fact, many cultures, throughout the centuries, have held to the belief that we are essentially sexual creatures.

Eastern culture/ philosophy teaches that we are mostly manifestations of sexual energy. Ying and Yang are the two sides or “sexes” of this energy, but it is basically sex.

All of life, in one way or another, seems to lead us to sex in some way or other.

For all of these reasons, becoming a Sex Master is incredibly important.

When you have the ability to draw confidence, energy and power from the proper, successful expression of your sexuality…

Why should you go through life being bad at something so critical to your ultimate satisfaction and happiness?

Click hereif you would like an in-depth overview of more information on becoming a Sexual Master

Secrets only a woman knows - and she is telling it all

Beauty salon owner Ann May has shattered the female code of silence into a hundred pieces. Ann has revealed the simple steps you must take to meet, attract, date and bed stunning women in record time. Never before has a woman dared to expose these secrets and in such detail the contents should be triple x-rated.

Listen, the simple fact is: women are just not like us guys. They think different, look different, sound different, have a different aroma and handle their relationships different. And you love ‘em for it right…? Errr… well, most of the time…

…But have you ever tried to understand a woman or get her to tell you what she wants when she gets upset with you? It’s tough, right? She expects you to read her mind and just “know". Have you ever found that with women? And if you cannot read her mind, have you noticed how she likes to be upset for a long, long time? Yes? Have you sometimes wondered if women are a different species?

The simple truth is this; only women can ever understand another woman. So they only ever say what they REALLY want from guys to other women. And they make certain there are no guys around, listening in.

But this is where Ann May has a unique advantage that will give you the killer edge with every woman you meet from this day forward. For the last six years Ann has owned and run a women only beauty salon.

Day after day, week after week, hundreds of women pass through Ann’s salon in this female only environment. And what do you think is their favorite topic of conversation? Yes you guessed it “us guys” - what we’ve done, what we haven’t done, what we did right, what we said, how we said it, how we performed and many more things too hot for you to hear, until later…

How to read the thoughts of stunning Women

Here’s a fact for you: over the last six years 46,157 women have passed through Ann’s salon, each with a story to tell about their latest guy. From instant first attraction to tear-filled bust-ups, from whirlwind first dates to endless nights of steamy passion, no subject is safe from discussion. That’s 46,157 stories from women about guys - and man, you’ll be astonished to hear some of the things women get up to…!! 

But this is not some bunch of freaky women, sat weeping about their problems in a therapists chair. These are normal, healthy, great looking girls - in a beauty salon looking sexy for you. Just the type of girl you are looking for, right? These are red-hot girls with golden tans, luscious lips and legs right up to their…

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Warning!! Be ready for a shock, because Ann May is about to tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about what women want and how you can give it to them.

In minutes you will discover the reasons why some guys can turn on women in a flash, with a few chosen words - and how you can be one of those guys by the end of this week.

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
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Yes, You Really Can Stop Premature Ejaculation Without Drugs in Less Than A Week! 

by Alex Sharp

Until recently, guys with premature ejaculation problems had to wait at least a few weeks to see results from natural solutions. However, new research has finally revealed why some guys last and others simply can’t. Based on the training principles of body building, it is now possible to teach your body how to have sex correctly through a serious of specially designed exercises.

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One reason why sex is still such a taboo subject that can hardly ever be discussed with a straight face, is that there is so much hypocrisy.

The “sex trade” is one of the biggest revenue producers, both online and off.
Yet hardly anyone will admit to being a part of it.
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Sperm race TV show launched in Germany

A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm.

The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb.

The aim is to find Germany’s most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race.

Twelve men, including two celebrities and a ‘health freak’, will take part in the show set to be aired later this year.

The show will follow the contestants as they make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to the studio in Cologne.

Borris Brandt, 43, head of production company Endemol in Germany, rejected protests that the show was unethical, saying no human eggs would be fertilised.

“The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It’s actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment,” he said.

The sperm will be released into a test tube in which a chemical substance will draw the fluid towards it

The winner will be pronounced by a team of doctors including a gynaecologist, an andrologist and a urologist.

Brandt added: “The programme isn’t immoral. We’re only testing, we’re not conceiving.”

The true story of 2 guys, a video camera and a big fucking van that reached out and rocked the internet like never before.

To what depths will a person go for money?

For 2 years we have gone out in our van with camcorder in hand, in search for every girl’s inner slut. We have driven all over the country, and over the past year, all over the world. We have returned with footage that your brain will not want to accept, but will have to. It is undeniable. It is debauchery. It is human behaviour brought to frightening lows…it is the bangbus, and the bus rides on… 

Welcome to Bang Bus

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “what is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” Then he said, “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”

The blonde replied, “Today and tomorrow.”

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

“Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”

“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?” said the sheriff.

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. “It went great! My first day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the
wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?
“He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”
She asked, “Where shall I put it to get it warm?”
He says, “Put it in between your legs It’s nice and warm there.”
She says “But what about the smell?”
He says “Just hold its nose.”
The man is expected to recover but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.